Nostalgi

Satt här på nya soffan och kände mig lite ensam och nere så jag tog fram gamla anteckningsböcker jag skrev i Turks, kan bli på bättre humör av att läsa gamla minnen och dessa är roliga inte de trista!!! Dem vill jag helst glömma...

Inte för att alla amerikaner är dumma, men av ngn anledning sker detta fenomen; en amerikan åker på semester. Och lämnar hjärnan hemma. Följande är kommentarer från dessa turister;

Woman gets on the scuba boat with three glass jars. Well out on the ocean she asks the scuba instructor; "could you do me a favour and fill these jars with water. One with the turqoise water, one with the green and one with the really dark blue over there." Points far out into the ocean.

Guest: "How can I get to the other ocean?"
Receptionist: "What other ocean?"
Guest: "The one on the other side of the island."

Guest: "Where are all the fish? I wanted to see fish on my snorkeling trip."
Snorkeling instructor: "Don´t tell anyone this, but they all swam away. But tomorrow I´m going to the fish market to buy new ones and plant them into the ocean."
Guest: "Ooohhhh, I see. I´ll come back tomorrow then."

Guest walks up to an employee standing on the beach by the volleyballl net: "Is this where you play beach volleyball?"

Guest: "Is wind really important when you sail?"

Guest: "Do I have to be able to swim if I wanna go out snorkeling?"

Female guest: " We´re like 3000 feet above waterlevel."
Boat captain: "Eh... No we´re not"
Guest: "Oh yes we are"
Captain doesn´t want to argue but as the woman is about to get on the boat he suddenly stops her: "No no wait! You can´t get on the boat!"
Guest: "why not?"
Captain: "You´re 3000 feet above waterlevel, you´ll need a parachute to get on the boat!"
Female guest still clueless.....