Men are like....

Laxatives...They irritate the crap out of you.

Bananas...The older they get, the less firm they are.

Weather... Nothing can be done to change them.

Blenders... You need one, but you're not quite sure why.

Chocolate Bars... Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.

Commercials... You can't believe all they say.

Mascara... They usually run at the first sign of emotion.

Popcorn... They satisfy you, but only for a little while.

Snowstorms... You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.

Lava Lamps... Fun to look at, but not very bright.

Parking Spots... All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.