It´s Not Cheating....

"Well, there are these rules that guys have, an understanding as to what exactly constitutes cheating...] There's a whole bunch of them, it's like- they're like loopholes. For instance;

It´s not cheating when....

-"You're in a different area code, not to mention a different state. "
-"you were sleeping with two girls at the same time, it wouldn't be cheating because they would cancel each other out. "
-"Or if, uh, you're too wasted to remember- it is not cheating. Because if you can't really remember it, it never really took place."
-"It's not cheating if you spread peanut butter on your balls and let your dog lick it off. Because it's your dog. You know, because it's YOUR dog, get it?"

"Road Trip" , 2000


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